What Do Your Hands Say?

As a moderately tattooed gentleman (?) I often draw a lot of stares, but more often than not, people wil come up to me and ask to see my tattoos (which is cool, I truly don't mind at all). I'm fairly colorful and people seem to be genuinely interested, so I'll show my tattoos and talk about them. Here in Angola, I almost have celebrity status. Locals are always wanting me to pose with them in pictures. To be fair, that's happened in some of my European travels with Robocop Jesus as well, but nowhere near as often. Anyway, when we get to my hands, everyone always does a double take. My first knuckles spell out ROCKSTAR which isn't that out of the norm, but my second knuckles spell out DOUCHE. Now this only works when I'm pointing at you so it's not overly obvious when my hands are in normal positions. It was actually a spur of the moment joke that I just followed through with (as you get to know me, you'll see this happen a lot). There's no hatred or anger involved, I just thought it would be incredibly funny to be able to "knuck up" and say, "I'm the rockstar," roll my fingers out into the point and follow through with "and you're the douche." A lot of people have commented that it's their favorite of my tattoos, so I thought I'd share. Cheers

P.S.- Yes, at this point I do have the bad habit of subtly throwing the Douche out to people during conversation when I'm getting frustrated. Nobody's perfect.