We've Got This

So Barbie Mike and I have been left to protect the Fortress of Broneliness, while our counterparts seek out injustice back home. Don't worry though, faithful readers, we won't let you down. We have the skills and lack of stoicism that it takes to keep up the ridiculousness. Our mission is to pursue shenanigans and instill childlike wonder into every single day and we can hold our own against all of our adversaries. "Underwear on the outside", that's our motto. So we will go forth and do our best to leave stunned silence and soft chuckles in our wake. Cheers.