Beer vs. Women?

My girlfriend and I were chatting on Skype one day and I told her that she makes me happy. Then she told me that she loves me more than a serial killer loves conversion vans. OMFG that is the most romantic thing anyone has told me ever. Then she challenged me. She said that the real proof of my love for her would be if I told her that I love her more than beer. Whoa. There are thousands of beers in the world. I have been to many micro and nano-breweries . I will go to the grocery store and liquor store searching for beers that I have not yet tried. While I do not have a particular favorite, I favor dark, strong Belgian doppels or triples. I have drunk over 200 different types of beers. I like to think that, like a good wino, I am a beerman. Having said that, here was my response: “Babe, there are thousands of beers in the world, but only one of you. I have tasted so many different types and none are sweeter than your lips. I can go months or years without beer, but the idea of you being gone for a day hurts me. Yes, I love you more than beer.”