Ever wonder what happens if you ask me to send some mail. This happens. Dear Roni, I hope this finds you well (I just always liked the...

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So, while hanging with my 'sestras brothers' i came to realize that every man has a gay side. Yes, buddies, you are all kind of gay. The...

So recently…. After a few beers and a couple shots of Jack Daniels with 2PL8$, Barbie, and the drinking devil (aka Jeff) and many...

Hello there reader! I’m glad you are here! Most of the folks who read TMAR are very busy controlling the world and fending off sexual...

You time-travel back to 1348, accidentally bringing your phone. About to take a photo, you notice: "1 available wifi network"....

The ships are staggered in a disheveled line. They are transitory boats from some unknown realm. A few haggard sailors, scattered across...

Hello friends! So now that I have been repurposed like all great things that add value, I have the pleasure of going back to Houston, Tx....

I have currently been afflicted with a vicious case of the meh. I’m wickedly bored and just over it. I have so few things to occupy my...

As the guy responsible for updating our weekly presentations that run on all of our hallway monitors, I decided to do some subliminal...